``There is no Dana, only Zuul''.
``Oh. Well, um, Zuul, will you go out to dinner with me?''
Welcome to my philosophy page. I must give credit where credit is due, though. Mike Wolghemuth thought of the name and has created his own page which, while it does not bear the WHLA name, it is the page that was intended to first have the name. In case you hadn't caught a clue, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this page.
If you haven't been offended yet (by the title I presume), then you'll probably be able to appreciate some of my musings that follow. If you have been offended, why the hell did you follow the link in the first place? Go away.
I can pretty much guarantee you will be offended by something I say in the rest of my philosophy web. If you continue following links, your only route back to sanity is slack, and if you have to ask, you'll never know.
You have been the victim of White Hot Lesbo Action!
I'll pay good money for the videotape.
Robert Forsman <email@example.com> Last modified: Fri Apr 19 16:27:57 1996